Now that
President Obama’s State of the Union speech is supposed to center on income
inequality, the radical right is out big time complaining that people really
don’t want to work; they just want to get their check from the government; that
helping them find work just makes them lazier; that helping them feed their
children just makes them lazier; etc., etc., etc. And according to former Republican
Presidential candidate, Mitt Romney, this is a sizeable number of people. 47% of the entire population. Since it is impossible to have a decent
discussion with people who suffer from the above mind-set, I have a proposal
that will prove them to be right! After
all, with their logic they should be absolutely positive that my proposal will
fail, and, along with that, they can then prove that President Obama is
absolutely wrong as well.
And my
proposal? Pass the minimum wage increase
proposal and extend unemployment benefits for the over 1.5 million people who
lost them this year. Then, pass the
President’s Jobs Bill to repair the infrastructure deficits in our roads,
bridges, schools, public buildings, burying power lines so people aren’t out of
power during bad storms, for starters.
Since these deficits are all over the United States, funding this Jobs
Bill will provide work for people all over the country. Not only will this proposal provide for
construction jobs, it will require a network of business offices all over the
country to keep track, in detail, of everything that is going on with these
repair of deficits projects. These offices
will be providing jobs for women, who everyone knows can only do office work,
if at all. And, if women are actually
working for Uncle Sugar, as Mike Huckabee calls Uncle Sam, this will cut down
on women’s need for birth control because the women at the office will have to
control their libidos, which, according to Huckabee, are now out of control as
a result of Uncle Sugar providing free birth control pills.
Why would this prove the radical right to be
right? Because no one will show up to apply for the
jobs! They will all be sitting at
home waiting for their unemployment checks, SNAP cards, Social Security,
Medicaid reimbursements, or whatever, to come from the government. With no one lining up for the government
jobs, this will also prove that President Obama’s “socialist” ideas are wrong
as well. Just think? Two ways to take down progressives with one
swat. It will take some funding to open
the employment offices, but that should be of no account, since the radical
right had no problem with spending some $24B to shut down the government last
year, and opening these offices will not cost nearly that much. And for men, think of all of those women out
there with uncontrolled libidos, no jobs and birth control funded by someone
else. Christmas every day!
I think this
is a terrific idea, and I certainly hope the radical right will support
it.