Friday, October 18, 2013

Freedom Fried (satire)


All of this rhetoric over the tyranny of the Affordable Care Act (ACA), and how it is going to take away our freedoms really had me concerned.  Now that the ACA has survived the attempt by the Tea Partiers to get rid of it by repealing, defunding, and delaying it has backfired, that may also have the effect of not getting rid of all of the rest of the nasty regulations that keep us from really being free.  Woe is me! 

With the federal Clean Water Act still in place and pretty much working, I don’t have the freedom to drink water that has little bits of stuff floating around in it.  I don’t have the freedom to drink water that might be tainted with cholera.  And just think, some of us won’t have the freedom to have our water from the faucet catch on fire or watch our rivers glow in the dark when they catch on fire. 

And how terrifying has it been to breathe air we can’t see after all of those regulations went into effect to control the amount of pollution from coal-fired plants, oil refineries, automobiles and other coal or oil fired engines?  Not to mention how our curiosity about how climate change will affect the planet over the long-term.  I really wanted to see all of those hurricanes, tornados, excessive rainfall here in California that causes our hills to turn to mud, and then the extended droughts here in the west that cause even more extensive wild-fires than we have had.  Boy, those people in Washington sure take the fun out of life. 

As for gambling, without food safety regulations we could have had a good time gambling on whether the food we eat had e-coli, salmonella or contaminants from herbicides all over it.  Of course, if we didn’t want to gamble on that we could buy locally produced food designated to be organic.  Except without inspectors to make sure the farms are organic, I guess we can still have the fun of gambling to see what will happen to us. 

When it comes time to take a vacation, we can have all of the excitement of not knowing what the weather will be.  Our weather reports come from a federal agency, so imagine the fun of driving across Oklahoma and being caught in a tornado.  We may get to whirl around at a couple a hundred miles an hour, and all for free.  You have to pay to ride a roller coaster you won’t know is safe because the inspectors are no longer on duty.  A tornado would be so much better.  And imagine the fun of being caught in a hurricane if the vacation is near the gulf coast.  Those surfs you see on TV look like they would be terrific to surf, and why not?  No one is around to tell you whether the surf is safe or not.  Nanny state all gone! 

We could, I suppose, still gamble when we decide to take a vacation.  If we decide to drive, we can be sure that our vehicle wasn’t inspected when it left the plant, so we can play a game of whether the vehicle will last long enough to get there.  Or if we fly, we can gamble on whether the plane was inspected before it was allowed to take off.  Now that will be a hoot!  We can grab the armrests with every little bit of air turbulence before we find out if that is all it is, or whether the plane is breaking up.  And if it does break up, no one will know why because the agency that determines what caused the air accident is a federal agency.  Without all of those regulations we can go back to having no fear of flying.

Since there won’t be any gun control of any kind, when there is a massive bombing, as at the Boston Marathon last year, we won’t have to waste time trying to figure out “who done it”.  Those incidents are investigated by federal agencies.  We can just shrug them off and go about our business, having the freedom to wonder where it will happen next.   

Ah, freedom.  I can hardly wait until the next government shutdown, or debt default.  Maybe if the feds go for a default and there is a total world-wide economic collapse all over the world, we will be free of regulations, and then the corporations will be able to give us all of the freedom we can handle.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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