On 10/03/13, Andy Borowitz wrote a small satire in the
New Yorker, “Boehner: Obama Stubbornly
Refusing to End Crisis I Created”.
The entire satire is funny, but the following lines
attributed to John Boehner read, …”The President is stubbornly refusing to end
the crisis I created. … “Government is about teamwork. I’ve done my part by putting together an
entirely optional crisis that has shut down the government and will throw
thousands out of work. Now it’s up to
the President to do his part by ending it.”
I’m not sure which is funnier.
The satire or the fact that right under the title is the notice: The article below is satire.
Sometimes satire can get a point across so much better
than just plain explanations. It is so
difficult for me to understand why the Tea Partiers in Congress, who I
understand were drinking something a tad stronger than tea the other day, can’t
comprehend that the American people are so stupid they can’t understand that in
order to change a law they must get both the House of Representatives and the
Senate to vote to change it. The change
must be written out specifically so everyone will know what (assuming they can
read) they are voting on. Even if both
Houses voted to change the law it is extremely doubtful the President would
sign this particular law. The
Representatives have tried some 40 times to repeal the law, and they can’t get
that vote to pass. Why in the name of
all that’s holy do they think they can force a change in Obamacare, which is
the same thing as the Affordable Care Act, when it’s the President’s favorite
law?
My 8/5/11 blog, A Carefully Scripted Psychodrama,
discussed how the Koch Brothers and their minions had caused the debt ceiling
crisis, and that the media at that time asserted that President Obama had “blinked”
in order to prevent a world-wide economic collapse, but that the issue was now
water under the bridge. It is my opinion
that President Obama learned a very hard lesson during that time, and that was
that if you give in to bullies, they won’t stop. It only eggs them on. I believe the Tea Partiers think he will “blink”
again. What they haven’t counted on is
the outrage the majority of the American people are feeling over these trumped
up crises.
This whole fiasco reminds me of when I ran for office the
third time around. The left-leaning
activists in this county were furious that I had beaten their chosen candidate
in the primary. From that point forward
until my first full year in office they demanded I apologize to her. My response was to tell me what I needed to
apologize for, I would consider it, and if I felt she deserved an apology, I
would do so. Their reasoning was that
since I had won, it had caused a rift in the environmental community, and it
was my responsibility to heal it by apologizing. For what?
Winning?
It is the same thing, only on a much grander scale. Don’t give in, Mr. President. Our democracy will be overrun by a bunch of
bullies.
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